Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Newton vs Harish.. Round two begins!!!

I was sitting in my principal's room, cursing him for torturing me to sit in his room and not disturb the other 'studious' peers of mine, who were utilizing the free hour to the maximum. We generally used to have a free hour when the teacher would not show up, because the course was vast and her brain not very fast... Now.. When the princi was away, I was meddling with his so called expensive 2 rupee pen when a piece of dirt from the fan came gliding down. To my amusement the shape was exactly similar to the princi's nose, dark and crooked!!! I was rolling with laughter, at the thought of my princi litterally hanging on the fan, with his ugly crooked nose, waiting to be plucked into the vacuum cleaner and thrown into the garbage, his rightful home! This incident made me realise the difference of my premier nemesis's thinking differed from mine...

Who the hell, other than him, would go and sit under an apple tree on a lousy day and suddenly come up with the theory of gravity, just because an apple fell down??? Ridiculous... Pardon me for my ignorance, but what would be the worst case scenario if he hadn't given his theory? Would we have flown in the air? Or the apple which fell down, would have zoomed upwards??? Worst of all, would the cows be flying and secrete their cow dungs like flying saucers? No... Not at all.. Things would have been very normal... Cows walking, Princi barking.. Everything would be as it is today.. Except Humans though, as we defy gravity the moment a compliment passes by!! But one thing he ended up doing with his theory was Suvidha maam's frequent visit to my dreams with her ugly round eyes taunting me to learn about gravity and scathing me due to my lack of creativity..

Newton again played havoc in my college life too... He was the main cause for my AIDS.. Don't misunderstand me, I am straight and so was he.. AIDS in college terminology is Arrears In Different Subject. There were Physics 1, 2,3,4,5...n in my curriculum solely attributed to derail my dream of having a rich father in law... To add to my woes, were the mechanical and the other engineering subjects, which simply pushed me to suicidal heights.. Only thing that stopped me though, was one good news... ANOTHER PRACTICAL IMPLEMENTATION of my FAVOURITE law... The more and more arrears I keep... My % in engineering would increaseee............. and thus continued my tryst with Newton and his insane laws..

Finally, after been given extra time to complete BE and MBA, I joined my company happily, thinking that my Coffee with Newton was over, when our chirpy Center Deliver Head started off.. "My dear colleagues, Very Good Morning!!! As Newton Said.............." and my nemesis was BACK!!!

8 comments:

  1. Good..looks like ur tryst with Mr.Newton never ends..another laws of nature is 'The more u run away from something/someone, the more it chases u'. Seems to be working perfectly in ur case..njoy!!

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  2. good one.... if i had been in newton's place i wud have plucked whole lot of apples from the tree and made apple shake with some and rest wud have been sold off to the the college canteen.... :P rather newton discovered the gravity stuff and finally got curses from the students..... wat a mistake he did..... poor guy.....

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  3. ill wait for ur post on your marriage and see where newton figures in there !

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  4. just happened thru ur blog nice scribbin btw....and damn hilarious,,,

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  5. LOL.... Harry I never knew you wrote so well... Very well written, and even better edited with capital alphabets in the right place everywhere (which every blog writer normally misses) Hope your Coffee with Newton continues so that we can read more about it :o)

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  6. He He He... Good one re.. Real funny stuff thrown in. This def beats the round 1 and makes me wanna read more... Lets have Koffee with some1 else now.. May Newton rest in peace for now.. ;)

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  7. this one is the best!!! love ur choice of words and vocab...gr8 sense of humor...

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  8. This 1 is nice tooo...bt dude u r taking direct panga wid newton hehe jus kidding

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